Jam On It

From the album "The Key to a Happy Life - Disc 2"

When I was a baby - just a little dustbin lid,
Breakfast, lunch and dinner, guess what I did?
I put jam on it - I put jam on it - I put jam on it
Mamma said, 'It just won't do.' Then she went and did it too.
She put jam on it. Put jam on it. Put jam on it.

Chicken curry, egg fried rice, I always said that's not nice -
Without jam on it. Without jam on it.
Maybe the best that money can buy, I wouldn't even give it a try,
Without jam on it. (x3)

Go to a fancy restaurant - tell the waiter bring whatever you want,
If it's got jam on it. (x3)
French, Italian, or Chinese - hot and spicy if you please.
If it's got jam on it. (x3).

I'm not faddy, there's nothing I won't eat,
Any kind of vegetable, fish or meat.
If it's got jam on it. (x3)
Cabbages and dumpling, spaghetti Bolognese,
Garden salad with a little mayonnaise.
If it's got jam on it. (x3)

So if you don't like your dinner, the moral of this song,
To make it more tasty, there is nothing wrong.
To put jam on it. (x3)
Don't throw it around, or stick it on your head,
Listen to your momma, remember what she said.
Put jam on it. (x3)