The Key To A Happy Life

From the album "The Key to a Happy Life - Disc 1"

Everybody wants to know everybody's business,
That's all they want to know.
Poking their noses where they don't belong now,
No wonder those noses grow.
No, no, no … No wonder those noses grow.

The key to a happy life is to mind your own business,
And don't go messing where you don't belong.
The key to a happy life is to mind your own business,
You know that I'm right coz I sure ain't wrong.

Tinker, tailor, soldier and a sailor,
Rich man, poor man, beggar man, thief.
They've all got a job to do.
You lazy whatsit - so how about you?

Down in the valley in the old back alley,
There is Mrs Muddle on Jeremy Kyle,
Ranting and a-raving and a-misbehaving,
Meanwhile her kids are all a-running wild.

Down the ages turn the history pages,
Kings and emperors went to war.
Leaving a trail of death and destruction,
They all thought they were above the law.

Everybody's says, life's a lottery,
All they wanna know is, how to win.
Take my tip and save your money,
Get out now and do your own thing.

The next door neighbour's having a party,
Enough damn noise to waken the dead.
Don't they realize people are sleeping?
They need it like a bang on the head.
One, two, three, four, five - BANG! (X2)